I Love the New Millennium

• Bushism: Steve Bridges delivers a memorable Bushism from the given year.
• Time Capsule: Andrew W.K. digs up three items from a time capsule that correspond to the episode's year.
• Sisqo's Hotties I Wanted To See in a Thong: Sisqo shows three women from each year that he would like to see wear a thong.
• How Gay Was It?: For each year, gay Internet blogger Perez Hilton chooses a person or event and then rates it on his gaydar from 1 to 10.
• Video Blog: Each commentator gives an opinion on an additional topic in the form of a video blog entry.
• Then and Now: Taylor Dayne shows certain celebrities from the 2000s that also had contributions during the 1980s.
• Playlist: Moby names three hit songs from each year.
• Liar: Known for using his dead grandma strategy to win the loved ones challenge in Survivor: Pearl Islands, two-time Survivor contestant Jonny Fairplay reveals the biggest liar(s) of a particular year.
• During the credits of every episode, a clip from a popular music video was played without any type of commentary. These were usually replaced with a show promo by VH1.

• Budweiser's Whassup? ad campaign
• Dude, Where's My Car?
• Jackass
• 2000 Florida presidential election
• Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football
• Razor Scooter
• Survivor
• "Who Let the Dogs Out?" by Baha Men
• Gladiator
• TiVo
• Big Mouth Billy Bass
• CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
• Erin Brockovich
• Napster
• David Crosby fathers Melissa Etheridge and Julie Cypher's kids
• MTV Cribs
• Cast Away

Bushism of 2000: January 27, 2000 (Greater Nashua, New Hampshire) – "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

Time Capsule of 2000: Tiger Woods' golfballs, Jared Fogle's fat pants, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's wedding photo

Sisqo's Hotties I Wanted To See in a Thong 2000: Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Alba and Kate Hudson

How Gay Was It 2000: Sinéad O'Connor declares herself a lesbian and then claims to be 3/4 heterosexual and 1/4 gay. (Gaydar – 4)

Michael Ian Black's Video Blog on "Thong Song" by Sisqó

Then and Now 2000: Rob Lowe (Now: 2000 – The West Wing / Then: 1980s – Class) and U2 (Now: 2000 – U2 Brings Political Awareness to Rock and Roll / Then: 1980s – U2 Helps Bring the Mullet to America)

Playlist of 2000: "Oops!... I Did It Again" by Britney Spears, "Country Grammar" by Nelly and "All the Small Things" by Blink 182

Liar of 2000: Gordon Zwicky

• Zoolander
• Live with Regis and Kelly
• "Hero" by Enrique Iglesias
• Low-rise jeans
• Fear Factor
• Komodo dragon bites Phil Bronstein
• Pearl Harbor
• iPod
• The Weakest Link
• Moulin Rouge!
• "Lady Marmalade" by Christina Aguilera, Mýa, Lil' Kim and Pink
• Winona Ryder shoplifts
• "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy and Rikrok
• Segway
• Memento
• XFL
• The aftermath of 9/11

Bushism of 2001: July 22, 2001 (Rome, Italy) – "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe I believe what I believe is right."

Time Capsule of 2001: The Strokes' Chuck Taylor All-Stars and skinny hipster jeans, Usher's abs and Whitney Houston's crack pipe

Sisqo's Hotties I Wanted To See in a Thong 2001: Shakira, Mariah Carey and Jennifer Garner

How Gay Was It 2001: Elton John and Eminem perform together at the 2001 Grammy Awards. (Gaydar – 8)

Jo Koy's Video Blog on Iron Chef

Then and Now 2001: Ray Ban sunglasses (Now: 2001 – Hipsters / Then: 1980s – Tom Cruise) and Demi Moore (Now: 2001 – The wife of Ashton Kutcher / Then: 1980s – The wife of Bruce Willis)

Playlist of 2001: "Drive" by Incubus, "Fallin'" by Alicia Keys and "South Side" by Moby ft. Gwen Stefani

Liars of 2001: Jeffrey Skilling and Kenneth Lay

• Spider-Man
• Color Alert System
• Yao Ming
• Robert Blake is accused of murder
• The Ring
• Liza Minnelli marries David Gest
• "Party Hard" by Andrew W.K.
• My Big Fat Greek Wedding
• Botox Parties
• Ted Williams being cryogenically frozen
• Signs
• Avril Lavigne
• Mojito, Cosmo and Martini
• Unfaithful
• David Blaine
• American Idol

Bushism of 2002: September 17, 2002 (Nashville, Tennessee) – "There's an old saying in Tennessee. I know it's probably Texas, probably Tennessee, that says 'fool me once, shame on, shame on you, fool me, um, you can't get fooled again.'"

Time Capsule of 2002: The rose from The Bachelor, Nelly's used band-aid and Michael Jackson's baby

Sisqo's Hotties I Wanted To See in a Thong 2002: Anna Kournikova, Christina Aguilera and Salma Hayek

How Gay Was It 2002: Rosie O'Donnell admits she is a lesbian and gets a haircut. (Gaydar – 6)

Lauren Weedman's Video Blog on Dr. Phil

Then and Now 2002: Charlie Sheen (Now: 2002 – Two and a Half Men / Then: 1980s – Ferris Bueller's Day Off) and Ozzy Osbourne (Now: 2002 – The Osbournes / Then: 1980s – Satan)

Playlist of 2002: "How You Remind Me" by Nickelback, "U Don't Have to Call" by Usher and "All You Wanted" by Michelle Branch

Liar of 2002: Miss Cleo

• The O.C.
• Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
• Trucker hats
• Arnold Schwarzenegger becomes the governor of California
• Chappelle's Show
• "In da Club" by 50 Cent
• Michael Jackson facing child molestation allegations again
• Joe Millionaire
• Metrosexuals
• Clay Aiken
• Finding Nemo
• Paris Hilton sex tape
• The Siegfried & Roy tiger incident
• McGriddles
• Capture of Saddam Hussein
• The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Bushism of 2003: January 29, 2003 (Grand Rapids, Michigan) – "The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein and his willingness to terrorize himself."

Time Capsule of 2003: Ticket for Gigli, Jessica Simpson's can of Chicken of the Sea and Freedom Fries

Sisqo's Hotties I Wanted To See in a Thong 2003: Vanessa Minnillo, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Simpson

How Gay Was It 2003: San Francisco issues marriage licenses to same-sex couples as an act of civil disobedience. (Gaydar – 6.5)

Rich Eisen's Video Blog on the VMA Kiss

Then and Now 2003: Johnny Depp (Now: 2003 – Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl / Then: 1980s – 21 Jump Street) and Jon Cryer (Now: 2003 – Two and a Half Men / Then: 1980s – Pretty in Pink)

Playlist of 2003: "Milkshake" by Kelis, "Stand Up" by Ludacris and "Clocks" by Coldplay

Liar of 2003: Jayson Blair

• Punk'd (originally premiered in 2003)
• Ken Jennings dominates Jeopardy!
• Kabbalah
• William Hung
• Jim McGreevey resigns from office
• The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown
• Super Size Me
• Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County
• Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction"
• UGG boots
• He's Just Not That into You by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
• "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" by The Darkness
• The Burger King
• Dance Dance Revolution
• Boston Red Sox finally destroy the Bambino curse to win the 2004 World Series

Bushism of 2004: September 6, 2004 (Grand Rapids, Michigan) – "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OBGYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."

Time Capsule of 2004: A box of DHARMA Initiative Corn Flakes, beer cup from the Pacers–Pistons brawl and Aramaic Hebrew Dictionary

Sisqo's Hotties I Wanted To See in a Thong 2004: Gwen Stefani, Lindsay Lohan and Halle Berry

How Gay Was It 2004: Cynthia Nixon announces she is gay and surprises nobody. (Gaydar – 7)

Hal Sparks' Video Blog on Catwoman

Then and Now 2004: Tony Danza (Now: 2004 – The Tony Danza Show / Then: 1980s – Who's the Boss?) and Nicollette Sheridan (Now: 2004 – Desperate Housewives / Then: 1980s – Knots Landing)

Playlist of 2004: "Mr. Brightside" by The Killers, "My Boo" by Usher ft. Alicia Keys and "American Idiot" by Green Day

Liar of 2004: Pete Rose

• Pope John Paul II death and the succession of Benedict XVI
• To Catch a Predator
• Grizzly Man
• The Runaway Bride
• Juiced: Wild Times, Rampant 'Roids, Smash Hits & How Baseball Got Big by José Canseco
• Sudoku
• Pat O'Brien's voicemail scandal
• Martha Stewart is released from prison
• Fauxhawks
• Hurricane Katrina/Michael D. Brown scandal
• YouTube
• "Here It Goes Again" by OK Go (wasn't released until 2006 a year after the song's recording)
• Fat Actress
• Bill O'Reilly's sexual harassment lawsuit
• March of the Penguins

Bushism of 2005: April 14, 2005 (Washington, D.C.) – "I'm gonna spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issues. It's the mother in me."

Time Capsule of 2005: A dead bird from the H5N1 outbreak, bicycle seat from Lance Armstrong's final Tour De France race and Dwight Schrute's bobblehead

Sisqo's Hotties I Wanted To See in a Thong 2005: Eva Mendes, Eva Longoria and Heidi Klum

How Gay Was It 2005: MTV Networks launches Logo, the first cable channel for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people. (Gaydar – 5)

Simon Doonan's Video Blog on Brokeback Mountain

Then and Now 2005: Patrick Dempsey (Now: 2005 – Grey's Anatomy / Then: 1980s – Can't Buy Me Love) and Kirstie Alley (Now: 2005 – Fat Actress / Then: 1980s – Cheers)

Playlist of 2005: "Gold Digger" by Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx, "Beverly Hills" by Weezer and "Since U Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson

Liar of 2005: Rafael Palmeiro

The episode concluded with Colton & Aboud recapping the major Britney Spears moments from the first five years.

• Borat
• Mel Gibson's DUI incident
• MySpace
• Crocs
• Dreamgirls
• "London Bridge" by Fergie
• Neil Patrick Harris and Lance Bass coming out of the closet
• Casino Royale
• Dick Cheney hunting incident
• "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt
• Little Miss Sunshine
• "Stupid Girls" by P!nk
• Kim Jong-il tests missiles
• Rachael Ray
• "Bad Day" by Daniel Powter
• 24

Bushism of 2006: May 7, 2006 (Germany) – "I would say my best moment of all in office is when I caught a 7.5-pound largemouth bass in my lake. Hey, this is serious right here. Fish are cleverer than you think."

Time Capsule of 2006: Naomi Campbell's jeweled cell-phone, DNA sample from Suri Cruise and Pamela Anderson's three wedding bikinis

Sisqo's Hotties I Wanted To See in a Thong 2006: Hayden Panettiere, Nelly Furtado and Jenna Fischer

How Gay Was It 2006: Will & Grace airs its final episode after eight seasons on NBC. (Gaydar – 8.5)

Jenna von Öy's Video Blog on Grey's Anatomy

Then and Now 2006: Sylvester Stallone (Now: 2006 – Rocky Balboa / Then: 1980s – Rocky III and Rocky IV) and William Shatner (Now: 2006 – Priceline.com / Then: 1980s – T.J. Hooker)

Playlist of 2006: "It Ends Tonight" by The All-American Rejects", "Wait a Minute" by The Pussycat Dolls and "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" by Panic! at the Disco

Liar of 2006: James Frey

• 300
• GEICO Cavemen commercials
• iPhone
• Bob Barker retires from The Price Is Right and Drew Carey takes his place
• Transformers
• "Rehab" by Amy Winehouse
• Don Imus controversy
• Astronaut Lisa Nowak's attempted kidnapping
• "Umbrella" by Rihanna and Jay-Z
• Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
• David Beckham joins the L.A. Galaxy
• Chris Daughtry
• Guyliner
• Michael Vick arrested for dog fighting
• "Hey There Delilah" by Plain White T's
• The Bourne Ultimatum

Bushism of 2007: May 2, 2007 (Washington, D.C.) – "Information is moving. You know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it's also moving through the blog-o-sphere, and through the inter-nets."

Time Capsule of 2007: Britney Spears' leftover hair, Barry Bonds' steroid needle and VHS copy of a drunken David Hasselhoff

Sisqo's Hotties I Wanted To See in a Thong 2007: Jessica Biel, Kim Kardashian and Victoria's Secret's Gisele Bundchen & Adriana Lima

How Gay Was It 2007: Dear Abby says, "It's OK to be gay." (Gaydar – 5)

Colton & Aboud's Video Blog on Knocked Up

Then and Now 2007: Bruce Willis (Now: 2007 – Live Free or Die Hard / Then: 1980s – Die Hard) and Taylor Dayne (Now: 2007 – Pop Sensation / Then: 1980s – Pop Sensation)

Playlist of 2007: "Shut Up and Drive" by Rihanna, "All Good Things (Come to an End)" by Nelly Furtado and "Thnks fr th Mmrs" by Fall Out Boy

Liar of 2007: Scooter Libby

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