Bluey

Bluey is an Australian children's animated television series. It premieres on Disney Junior. The show must be created by Joe Brumm with Queensland production group Ludo Studio. The show follows Bluey, a cheerful Blue Heeler puppy who is characterized by her curious imagination about the world. She lives with her dad, Bandit; mom, Chilli; younger sister, Bingo; cousins, Muffin and Socks; uncle, Stripe; aunt, Trixie; grandfather, Bob; and grandmother, Chris. Other characters features are each depicted as a different dog breed.

• Josie Brumm as Bluey
• Hannah Wyatt as Bingo
• Charlotte Stent as Chloe
• David McCormack as Bandit
• Melanie Zanetti as Chilli
• Hsiao-Ling Tang as Chloe's Mum
• Lucky
• Brad Elliott as Pat
• Coco
• Snickers
• Hsiao-Ling Tang as Bella
• Snickers' Mum
• Muffin
• Socks
• Dan Brumm as Stripe
• Myf Warhurst as Trixie, Indy's Mum
• Mackenzie
• Daley Pearson as Rocko
• Rich Jeffrey as Mackenzie's Dad
• Bentley
• Ann Kerr as Mrs. Retriever
• Missy
• Buddy
• Juniper
• Liana Wright as Juniper's Mum
• Jasper W
• Harley
• Jasper G
• Sadie
• Francis Stanton as Frank
• Charlie Aspinwell as Marcus
• Sam Moor as Daisy
• Mackenzie's Mum
• Jasmine Moody as Takeaway Lady
• Judo
• Megan Washington as Calypso
• Pretzel
• Indy
• Rusty
• The Terriers
• Layne Beachley as Surfer
• Winton
• Jake Bresanello as Winton's Dad
• Gruber
• Joe Brumm as Gruber's Dad
• Customer 2
• Joff Bush as Busker
• Meg O'Connell as Pony Lady
• Daley Pearson as Poffertje Dog
• Cindy Brumm as Nana
• Ian McFadyen as Bob
• Claire Renton as Doctor
• Charlotte Nicdao as Nurse
• Jean Luc
• Anthony Field as Postie, Rusty's Dad

Bingo: Bluey is mine turn

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Bluey: Here you go Bingo (gives her the Xylophone)

Bingo: Thanks Bluey

Bandit: Is there a game where I lie on a comfy bed or something?

Bluey and Bingo: Hospital!

Bandit: (Disappointed) Oh man, not hospital!

Bluey: This episode of Bluey is called Hospital.

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Bingo: (After Putting Bandit to sleep) He's asleep

Bluey: Good! I can give him another Needle! (stings Bandit)

Bandit: (after Bluey stings him with a Needle) Aaaaah Bluey!!

Bluey: You're supposed to be asleep!

Bandit: No...more... Needles!

Bluey: Fine.

Pip pip Bluey: look daddy is a Robot

Bluey: You can't keep changing the rules

Coco: you still haven't told me why

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Bluey: (after a cloud covers the sun) Run!!

[Bluey, Bingo and Coco all run to the picnic before the sun rises again]

Bluey: we made it

[They celebrate]

Mom: Cupcakes am I right.

Bandit: What's today, kiddo?

Bingo: It's the weekend?

Bandit: That's right. How many games should we play?

Bingo: This many!

Bandit: Whoa! Okay, that's doable.

Bluey: I've got a letter for you! (Gives bandit a letter)

Bandit: Oh, thanks Bluey. What have we got here?

Bluey: It's a drumstick.

Bandit: Oh, you beauty!

[Bandit plays a drum solo, and Bluey and Bingo dance to the beat]

Bingo: This episode of Bluey is called "The Weekend".

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Bluey: Dad!

Bandit: Coming!

Bluey: Dad!

Bandit: Yeah, I'm coming!

Bluey: Daaad!

Bandit: Okay, okay. Bonjour!

Bluey: Oh, hello. Would you like to buy a statue?

Bandit: Ah, yes, I definitely would like to buy a statue. I-- Wait a minute. These aren't magic statues, are they?

Bluey: Oh, no, these aren't magic. These are just normal statues.

Bandit: Oh, good, 'cause I've been down that road before.

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Bingo: Is that a leaf?

[calm music plays, cut to Bingo's close-up]

Bingo: Are you a leaf?

[cut to the previous scene]

Bingo: You look like a leaf, but you're walking. Are you a walking leaf? But I don't understand. Why would a leaf want to walk? You should be in a tree, leaf. Daddy, come and see!

[cut to Bingo's close-up]

Bingo: Where are you going, walking leaf? Come here, daddy! Quickly!

[Bluey and Bandit hold their barbeque]

Bluey and Bandit: (starts the Barbeque) come on work you piece of junk,(it lights) wooo! There it goes.

Bluey: This episode of Bluey is called BBQ

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Bandit:he doesn't listen to the farmer he goes straight for sheep.

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Trixie: Ooooooo I love your salad dressing chillie

Girl: oh thank you I made myself it's narirama recipe

Muffin: Do We Need Dressing For That?

Muffin: Got it

Dad: Go muffin!

Honey: But I can shout password, the loudest, though, PASSWORD!

Bandit: Out.

Bluey: Can we play Delivery Chair?

Bandit: No.

Bluey: Aw, pleeeeeease?

Bandit: Oh, don't use your "please" face...! Oh, alright....

Bluey: Yay! Bingo, Delivery Chair!

Bandit: The "please" face gets me every time...

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Bingo: Can we just quickly play that game where we run down the hall and you sing "da-na-na-naaaa!" and you roll the ball down the hall and we jump out of the way?

Bandit: Ohh, you mean Raiders.

Bingo: Yeah! Raiders!

Muffin: [repeated line] Coconuts have WATER in them!

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Bluey: Whoa, what's up with you, Muffin?

Chilli: Oh, boy, I think Muffin's skipped a sleep.

Muffin: I AM A LLAMA EATING A BANANA! YUM-YUM-YUM-YUM-YUM-YUM!

Bluey: Did she say she's a llama?

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Bluey and Bingo: Wake up, Sheila!

Muffin: [snort] My name is Booboobapboop!

Chilli: "Booboobapboop" needs to go to bed!

Bluey: Oh no, she's fine, she just like plants.

Muffin: (Screaming) I HATE PLLAANNTTSS!!!!

Bluey: This is gonna be fun!

Bandit: Oh boy....

Bluey: We're ready, Bingo!

Bingo: [giggles]

Bandit: This seems to happen to us a LOT.

Chilli: Just dance like no one's watching.

Bingo: Ready...?

Bandit: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm doing this for my kid!

Bingo: DANCE MODE!

Bluey: (After Bluey accidentally knocking over Bingo's garden gnome, Chilli has a talk with her) I'm sorry!

Chilli This is what happens when you're unhappy with what you got! Someone's husband eventually gets it!

Trixie: Go destroy the planet somewhere else!

Pat: Destroy the planet?

Bandit: It's a stump!

Chilli: Aw, leave that poor stump alone!

Bandit: You're the one who wanted it gone!

Chilli: Oh yeah! I want to put in a fish pond.

Trixie: Ooooh!

Chilli: Look kids, all I ask is that you eat some alfalfa. It'll stop you getting sick!

Bluey: OK, dude!

Chilli: And stop calling me "dude."

Bluey: Sorry, dude.

Bandit: Bluey. Can it.

Bluey: Sure thing, DUDE!

Bandit: Bluey, I'm being serious!

Bluey: What's with these dudes?

Bingo: [giggles]

Bandit: [in present] That was a fun three hours (!).

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Chilli: Bandit! She's upset!

Bandit: What? She's easy to cheer up!

Bluey: No, I'm not!

Bandit: Yes, you are! DUDE!

Bluey: [giggling] Don't call me "dude!"

Bandit: Why not, DUDE?

Bluey: [still giggling] Stop calling me "dude!"

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Bandit: Yeah, live in the now, dude.

Chilli: STOP CALLING US DUDES!

Bandit: OK, if we're gonna do this, let's do it properly! Hmmm, how to act pregnant....

Chilli: [rolling up her magazine] I'm just gonna get this ready...

Bandit: [ahem!] Ohhh, my back! Ohhhh, my feet! Rub my feet, Bluey, rub my feet.

Chilli: Bandit Heeler!

Bandit: I'm hungry! Ohhh, I need to sit down! Ohhhh, where's my vitamin E cream? Something about stretch marks...

Chilli: [hitting Bandit with the magazine] How dare you?! You have no idea what I went through!

Bandit: How could you? OW! I'm with child!

Bluey: OK, Bingo, this is gonna take a serious please face.

Bingo: Yes. Serious.

Bluey: Let's get these ears back.... And I'm gonna need to see tears... That's good! And let's hold these. [passing over a couple of stuffed toys] OK. Let's do this. [ahem]

Bandit: What do you want?

Bluey: [laying it on thick] Why do you never play with us?

Bandit: What?!

Bluey: You're always at work!

Bandit: I'm never at work!

Bluey: It's like you don't even love us!

Bandit: You are joking, right?

Bluey: How could you not love your own children?

Bandit: Ah, cheese and jam! All right.

Bluey and Bingo: Hooray! [they run off to start the game, and they giggle]

Bandit: That was impressive.

Bandit: I'm not taking advice from a cartoon dog.

repeated line]

Chilli: Mustn't forget Floppy.

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Bingo: I have to go. I'm a big girl now.

The Sun: [in Chilli's voice] Remember, I'll always be here for you. Even if you can't see me. Because I love you.

Stripe: You know how I said you're the most special kid in all the world?

Muffin: Yes?

Stripe: Well... You're not.

Muffin: Oh.

Bluey: Heyyy! Check out my big bum!

Bingo: [giggles before being knocked aside]

Bluey: Ooh sorry, luv! It wasn't me! It was my big BEAN BAG BUM!

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Alfie: Sorry, sir, we don't have any "moon sprinklers?" I'm not actually sure they exist.

Bandit: Forget the sprinklers, I've got a new problem. Muffin wants the unicorn thing, these kids know which one, I need you to figure it out.

Alfie: Why don't you just ask them?

Bandit: Look... [quickly checks Alfie's name tag] ...Alfie, you'll understand one day. Can you help me?

Alfie: [determinedly] ...Yes. I can help you.

Bandit: Good man, Alfie! Alright, action!

Bluey and Bingo: [start the charades bit again]

Bandit: See, that one's writing. I think it's "book" but I can't see any starting with "book."

Alfie: You're definitely writing something. But it's not "book". It's not what you're writing, it's what you're writing with. [Gasp] PEN!

Bluey: [gives a double thumbs up]

Bandit: Good one, Alfie!

Alfie: [to Bingo] Now what about you...?

Bandit: See, I thought it was a chicken, or some sort of pheasant. Maybe a partridge? Is there a pen partridge?

Alfie: Shh!

Bandit: Oh, yeah, sorry.

Alfie: You've got wings like a bird, but they're big wings. Come on, Alfie, you have to be helpful... Oh, you're squawking. No, that's not squawking, that's breathing. Fire! [Gasp] PENDRAGON!

Bingo: Yes!

Crowd: [Cheering]

Bluey: Bingo! You spoke!

Bingo: So did you!

Bluey: Ahhh! I did!

Bandit: Alfie, you rock star!

Crowd: [Chanting] Alfie! Alfie! Alfie!

Bandit: Hey, mate, are you his boss?

Boss: Yes?

Bandit: Well, he's a legend!

Crowd: [Cheering]

Bluey: Why don't you have a wife?

Rad: Whoa... Well, how do you know I don't?

Bluey: Do you have a wife?

Rad: Well, no.

Bluey: So why don't you have a wife?

Rad: Uhhh... Her turn!

Bingo: How many friends have you got?

Frisky: Oh! Um... Three?

Bingo: That's not many.

Bluey: Why've you only got three friends?

Frisky: Well, umm... Back to him!

Bluey: Why do we only see you at Christmas?

Rad: 'Cos I work on a oil rig.

Bluey: Is that why you don't have a wife?

Rad: Oh... Maybe.

Bingo: What's an oil rig?

Bluey: Why is your hair so pretty?

Rad & Frisky: Almond milk shampoo!

Bluey: Do you wanna have children?

Rad & Frisky: Yes.

Bluey: Will Bosco be the daddy?

Frisky: Umm, no. Bosco and I aren't friends anymore.

Rad: Who's Bosco?

Frisky: [quickly] No one. Next question!

Chilli: [narrating] We chatted for a while, and then she showed me a photo.

Chilli: Are these all your children?

Bella: Yep!

Chilli: I thought Coco was your first?

Bella: No, I've got eight kids! Wait. No. Nine.

Chilli: I had no idea! Wow... You must have learned a thing or two.

Bella: I have. And there's something you need to know.

Chilli: What...?

Bella: You're doing great.

Bluey: Mum and Dad want two of you. They don't want any of me. I think it's because I'm annoying. You're not annoying at all.

Bingo: Yes, I am! I'm super annoying! I'm just a different kind of annoying.

Mackenzie: Bingo, you get to go to the airport tomorrow!

Bingo: Airport? I'm not going to the airport.

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Mackenzie's Mum: You want to know a secret, Bingo?

Bingo: Yes?

Mackenzie's Mum: I'm thinking of not doing the facepainting stall this weekend...

Bingo: Why?

Mackenzie's Mum: Because I'm not very good at it, am I? Mackenzie's meant to be a cheetah!

Mackenzie: Am I??

Bandit: Hey, kids, I'm back from my haircut!

Bluey and Bingo: DAD!

Chilli: Right: Dinner's in the slow cooker, and they've had afternoon tea. I need 20 minutes where no one comes near me.

Bluey: [distraught] What...?

Bandit: Ah. Yeah. OK. Come on, kids, daddy-daughter time!

Bingo: Hooray!

Chilli: AND YOU'VE GOT A MULLET!

Bandit: She said they were back in...

Bluey and Bingo: AAGH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Bandit: [defensively] Je veux la fenetre!

Bluey: You don't put tomato sauce on pavlova!

Bandit: [insistently] Je veux la fenetre!

Bluey: That's it!

Bandit: Bonjour...?

Bluey: OUT!

Bandit: [indignantly] Oh, BONJOUR!

Muffin: Is my car scratched?

Bluey: Bingo, on the morning of this morning, did you see Dad fluffy in my face?

Bingo: Yes, I did.

Bandit: Oh, what?! Bingo, you weren't even there!

Bingo: Hee hee, yes I was!

Bluey: Thank you, Bingo, you can leave. [Whispered] Here's a lollipop!

Bingo: [squeals with delight]

Bandit: Aww, your honour!!

Chilli: Bingo, are you fibbing to get a lollipop?

Bingo : Yes! [giggles]

Chilli: Give me that.

Bingo: Awww.

Chilli: Everyone forget that bit. Bluey, that has not helped your case.

Stripe: OK, Muffy, there's the timer. Socks' turn now.

Socks: Yay!

Muffin: I have to finish my cowboy hat.

Socks: Awww.

Stripe: No, you don't have to finish your cowboy hat, you have to give Socks a turn.

Muffy: But I want to finish my cowboy hat.

Stripe: [warningly] Muffy.... Muffin Heeler, give your sister a turn now!

Muffin: BUT I WANT TO DRAW A COWBOY HAT!

Bingo: Just give her a turn, Muffin!

Muffin: NO!!

Stripe: Muffin Cupcake Heeler!

Muffin: Cowboy hat!

Stripe: If you say "cowboy hat" one more time, you'll be in time out!

Muffin: [glares at Stripe] Cow.... Boy.... HAT!!

Stripe: OK! That's it! You're going to time out!

Muffin: [incoherent unintelligible screeching]

Bluey: Oh boy...

Bingo: Bye, Muffin....

Chilli: Dinner.... Dinner, what's for dinner...?

Bingo: Cereal!!

Chilli: You can't have cereal for dinner.

Bingo: Aww!

Chilli: I know! Meatballs!

Bingo: Hooray! Meatballs!

Bluey: I don't want meatballs.

Chilli: Bluey, you love meatballs!

Bluey: [loudly groans]

Chilli: Well, what do you want?

Bluey: I don't know, but I know I want something!

Granny Pug: 100 dollars!

Doreen: Um, I guess that's OK.

Bandit: Ah, Doreen, you need to go a little bit higher than that.

Granny Pug: I think you should lay off the biscuits!

Bandit: What?! You said I was looking good!

Chilli: You are, honey, ignore her.

Granny Pug: Oh, nosey neighbour's back!

Bandit: Aww, duck cake!

Bluey: What happened?

Bandit: Nothing.

Bluey: Why are you hopping?

Bandit: I peed on my foot.

Bluey: [screams] Why did you pee on your foot?!

Bandit: I wasn't paying attention.

Bluey: Why not?

Bandit: I was trying to get a nose hair out!

Bluey: You've got hairs in your nose?! That's disgusting!

Bandit: Welcome to middle-age, kid.

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Bluey: First off, he eats his own gravy stains!

Chilli and Bandit: True.

Bluey: His armpits are smelly!

Chilli and Bandit: Correct.

Bluey: His nose is hairy!

Chilli and Bandit: Very hairy.

Bluey: He does fluffies!

Chilli and Bandit: Stinky fluffies.

Bluey: And he peed on his own foot!

Chilli: Oh. That's a new one.

Bandit: It's not, actually.

Bluey: Why do we need medicine? Are we sick?

Bingo: Do we have bum worms?

Bandit: [chuckling] No, you don't have bum worms.

Bingo: Awww, I want bum worm chocolate.

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Bingo: I just haven't had any energy lately. I feel like an old man. I thought some vitamins might help.

Bluey: Is it because of us that you feel like an old man?

Bandit: Yeah, sometimes.

Bluey: Oh. Sorry...

Bandit: It's okay. You also make me feel like a young man.

Bluey: How can we make you feel like an old man AND a young man?

Bandit: I don't know,but you find a way.