User:Sl1nk3

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This user communicates exclusively via userboxes.

This user says "Thank You" to Canadian Soldiers and Veterans. We Will Remember Them.

This user supports the
Canadian Armed Forces

This user is male.

This user is male, straight, and has no problem wearing pink.

This user HATES it when their work or pictures get deleted.

8-)

This user is cool, and always wears sunglasses.

This user is insane.

This user is a ghetto awesome person.

This user is melancholy.

This user thinks or feels they are hated by everyone else (or knows it).

—	This user has NO personality.

This user is best described as Ch ao s walking on 2 le gs.

This user smiles frequently.

This user is confused by every aspect of life, including their own confusion.

This user revels in your misery.

no
long
words

This user is
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic

This user is emo.

:)

This user is a native speaker of smileys.

teen

This user is a teenager, not a stereotype.

No Labels!

This user HATES labels!

This user has black hair.

This user has brown eyes.

This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.

This user comes from Canada.

This user has French Canadian ancestry.

This user is straight
but not narrow.

NEW
LIFE

This user needs and wishes they had a life.

This user didn’t finish high school.

This user does not trust politicians who praise public schools while sending their own children to private schools.

This user believes the world would be a better place if everyone had access to a quality, free education.

This user opposes gun control.

This user believes in the power of violence.

All this user is saying, is give WAR a chance!

This user believes that fighting for peace is akin to fucking for virginity.

EMO

This user enjoys listening to emo music, but probably has a different interpretation of what 'emo' is than you do.

This user enjoys reading anything.

This user loves to write.

1+1=3?

This user does not understand mathematics.

no maths

This user finds maths incredibly boring...

This user is interested in
ghost towns.

This user is a poker legend.

This user commits poker homicide on a basic level.

This user thinks that stock exchange is immoral.

This user loves knowledge.

This user likes to spin pens.

This user is interested in fantasy.

~~School~~

This user doesn't like school.

This user spends most of his free time thinking about random things...

This user enjoys pornography.

This user prefers to go barefoot.

This user is a naturist.

This user supports the right of all women to go without a top at the beach, the local pool, or in public.

This user loves someone who doesn't know this user exists.

This user is rated 'NC-17' by the Motion Picture Association.

This user enjoys photography.

This user is a wrestler.

WWE

This user is a professional wrestling fan.

This user is a fan of the
Canadian Football League.

This user does weight training.

This user enjoys playing darts.

This user plays
pocket billiards.

This user plays American football.

This user is a runner.

This user is a breakdancer.

This user plays ultimate.

This user can make The Spinning Dancer turn both ways.

This user is interested
in extreme sports.

This user is interested in
science.

BIO

This user's favourite subject is Biology.

This user is interested in
DNA and genetics.

This user is interested in
Biochemistry.

This user is interested in
Molecular Biology.

This user is interested in
Cell Biology.

This user is interested in
Developmental Biology

This user accepts evolution as a biological fact.

You mess with this user, and they'll
denature your protein.

This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry.

This user has memorized the elements' names and symbols.

This user finds tornadoes to be fascinating.

This user is interested in volcanoes.

This user uses a TI calculator.

This user is interested in medicine.

This user is a member of
WikiProject Anatomy.

This user is interested in
Immunology

This user is interested in
Pulmonology

This user is interested in Pathology.

This user is really fascinated by the weather.

This user enjoys watching the weather.

This user knows global warming is a reality we are facing.

This user is interested in physics.

This user is interested in astronomy.

This user thinks the moons of the Solar System are more interesting than the planets.

This user is glad that Pluto isn't a planet.

Don't worry, Pluto, I'm not a planet either.

This user agrees that Pluto is not a planet but also thinks the IAU's definition is a mess.

~~IAU~~

This user would like to know what a black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to investigate it personally.

^_~

This user loves hentai.

This user prefers warm weather.

This user is not religious.

This User is Having None of this God Business.

This user believes any universe would be a happier, safer and saner place if there were no religion.

This user is an atheist and fears that religion might have a scary effect on societies.

eh	This user is an apatheist, and doesn't care whether God exists.

This user doesn't believe in myths or superstitions.

This user swears by Science that they are an atheist.

respect

This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path.

✊

Sl1nk3 was
unable to seek God.^†

☠

This user is interested in ghosts.

This user is interested in the human soul or spirit.

This user is a freethinker.

This user tries to distance themselves from politics as much as possible.

Life	This user is Pro-Life

This user believes that life begins at conception

PL

This user is pro-life, and cannot understand why anyone wouldn't be.

This user does NOT support abortion except when a woman's life is at serious risk.

This user thinks abortion should be taxed to cheapen other birth control.

This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*

This user considers the death penalty as a kill-in-law.

This user has too much time on their hands.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

This user loves deadlines. They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

This user is nocturnal.

Fry

Like Philip J. Fry, I'm my own grandpa.

This user loves to walk by the moon.

This user loves rainy days.

This user likes foggy days.

This user enjoys overcast weather.

This user is mortal.

This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

This user is an infectious substance.

This user is a lymphoma survivor -
Hodgkin's / Non-Hodgkin's.

This user is right-handed.

This user
has a pulse.

This user is a mental health consumer.

SCH

This user has schizophrenia.

BPD

This user lives with borderline personality disorder.

PSY

This user lives with episodes of psychosis.

This user has depression.

OCD

This user lives with obsessive–compulsive disorder.

This user has social anxiety.

This user has/had social mutism.

:(

This user is a pessimist.

Ø

This user is a recluse.

This user is afraid of flying.

This user likes all of the colors.

No License

This user doesn't have a
driver's license.

This user is a car enthusiast.

This user is a gearhead.

This user likes stupid signs

This user was abducted by aliens and all what I've got was this lousy userbox.

This user enjoys watching pointless animations.

This user is hopelessly addicted to editing Wikipedia.

This user absolutely detests small flies that attempt to enter ears.

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Brackets make (this user) feel safe.

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7/0 =

This user believes that math is broke.

ERROR

This user knows how to
Find x.

This user believes that anyone who thinks Wikipedia is an unreliable source should continue their quest to find a better website.

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Ths usre haz verry goode spelng.

This User is excessively addicted to Wikipedia.

This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.

This user is standing behind you.

What do you want?
I n f o r m a t i o n.

^Nº2

^Nº6

You won't get it.

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OH SHI–

This user is an unskilled worker, and damn good at it.

sar

This user is obviously not sarcastic.

huh
?

This user doesn't know what the hell they are doing.

This user is easily distracted.

This user likes to watch colorful tennis balls bounce up & down.

This userbox is with stupid.

This user is a NINJA!

What Ninja? I don't see a...
*SCHHING!* AAH!

If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!

This user pretends ignorance and stupidity for tactical reasons.

Go slowly insane as you sit and stare...

This user has one too many screws loose. We warned you.

This Userbox doesn't exist, you're just crazy.

This userbox is wrong.

This user loves userboxes.

This user knows that this userbox is pointless, but what the hell!

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

This user needs quite a few userboxes to sum them up completely.

??

This user doesn't know how to organize their userboxes.

This user over-uses userboxes.

no life

If you've really read all userboxes up until this one, you have no life.