User:Planninefromouterspace

I'm Graham, from Springfield, Missouri. Most of my time on Wikipedia is spent correcting grammar, syntax, punctuation, and capitalization. I also spend time commenting on articles nominated for deletion.

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Beliefs God This user believes in God. ✝ This user is a Christian. This user believes in logic. ? This user is confused by politics. This user is not apolitical, but believes that his or her political opinions are private and personal.

Music band This user plays in a band. This user knows advanced music theory. This user is a music composer. This user plays the trumpet. This user advocates the use of more cowbell.

Hobbies This user definitely couldn't defeat Garry Kasparov and Deep Blue with a row of pawns and a bishop. This user enjoys knitting. This user plays Gin Rummy. This user plays Cribbage. This user plays Hearts. This user plays Guitar Hero on expert.

Preferences This user's favourite colour is purple. G This user will use Google before asking dumb questions. This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary e-mail service. This user is a chocoholic. This user eats Chicken Fingers as often as they can. LGI This user prefers Luigi. This user is just guessing at numbers and figures. RS This user is a fan of The Rolling Stones

Grammar ə This user is a Grammar Nazi. they he or she This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage. whom This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see. less & fewer This user understands the difference between less & fewer. their there they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake. .  The This user puts two spaces after a period. , This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying. its & it's This user thinks ohh, if you want it to be possessive, it's just i-t-s, but if it's supposed to be a contraction, then it's i-t-apostrophe-s... Scalawag. … This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately... "…"? This user thinks "British punctuation is best for quotation marks". Do you? USage decline This user uses American English, but is appalled at its rapid and continuing deterioration. This user knows that the plural of userbox is userboxen.

Life Y This user is a member of Generation Y. teen This user is a teenager, not a stereotype. This user is a male. bro This user has a younger brother. This user is near sighted. This user wishes they owned a MacBook Pro. Sigma notation makes this user's head explode. :-] This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly.