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Hi ppl. Just to say I am Antimatter31 and I have seen spelling mistakes, some shocking, that needs to be sorted out, so I do. I also clean up grammar mistakes, dodgy looking punctuation any of that jazz. I have also seen articles that are have aren't entirely neutral. These are on the more 'controversial' articles and so it is maybe understandable why these are in this way. Whatever, I give it a go and sort them out.
Yeah. Generally, I am the toilet cleaner that is the wonderful vortex of infinite information that is what we know as Wikipedia. If you can do the same, I'll be happy. :)
Here's a few userboxes that explain more about who I am and maybe what I am like.
 | Don't make me press the self destruct button (and trust me, I'll do it!) |
 | This user likes to sleep. |
 | This user is standing behind you. |
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The sanity of this user has been disputed. Refer to the talk page to discuss this topic.
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This user believes that anyone who thinks Wikipedia is an unreliable source should continue their quest to find a better website.
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 | This user absolutely detests small flies that attempt to enter ears. |
 | This user's name is not George Dinkel. Or John Harris, for that matter. And, now that you mention it, this user's name isn't Gene Baker either. |
| Fantastic Brain
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This user can't stop thinking.
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This user does not identify strongly with any gender.
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| boi | This user identifies as a boi. |
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This user doesn't care what your "ancestries" are; this user likes people for what they are and not because of a place of birth!
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| sis
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This user has an older sister.
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| 165! (Apparently) | This user's IQ is 165! (Apparently). |
| 6'1" | This user is 6 feet, 1 inches tall |
 | This user exercises regularly and drinks a lot of water to stay hydrated. |
 | This user has blond hair. |
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This user can not lick his/her own elbow.
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 | This user suffers from severe skin allergies |
fan-3
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This user wholeheartedly believes that Little Britain is the worst television program that has/does/ever will exist.
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| fan-3
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This user wholeheartedly believes that Top Gear is the greatest television program in the history of the world and parts beyond.
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| M.D. | This user watches House. |
| POEM | This user has had one of their poems published. |
| This user has satellite television provided by Sky. |
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This user likes the BBC.
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This user dislikes commercials that happen during TV shows and movies and finds them annoying
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This user keeps pet fish.
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 | This user's favourite colour is orange. |
 | This user is against DRM. |
 | This user really likes old computers. |
@ | This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name. |
 | This user's favourite search engine is Google. |
| n | This user uses a nVidia 7800 graphics card in their PC. |
 | This user learnt how to use all their fingers for typewriting. |
intel
Core | This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Dual-Core microprocessor. |
| ADSL | This user contributes using an
ADSL connection. |
 | This user just LOVES to cycle! |
 | This user knows all of the digits of pi. |
 | This user likes all types of music. |
 | This user contributes while using iTunes. |
iTunes Store | This user is familiar with the iTunes Music Store, not the iTunes Store. |
| No iPod
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This user does not use an iPod and does not wish to own one..
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This user believes in logic.
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This user prefers warm weather.
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This person uses McAfee
security software.
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 | This user is using a firewall to protect their computer. |
| UT | This user has mastered every football position and is considered to be a Utility. |  |
 | This user spends most of his free time thinking about random things... |
 | This user prefers DVD over VHS. ± |  |
 | This user loves to read. |
 | This user prefers to live a topsy turvy lifestyle in the framework of an upside-down world order. |
 | This user is rated U by the BBFC. |
| fgn-0 | This user doesn't speak any dialect of foreign, and will talk to foreigners in English believing they will understand if one is just loud enough. |
| gb-0 | This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims. |
| mth-N | This user can solve ADVANCED math problems in their head. |
| sar-0 | This user cannot speak sarcasm nor can they easily pick up on it. Therefore, this user will think you're serious every second you're being sarcastic. |
| prog-0 | This user does not know how to program. |
| HTML-0 | This person does not understand HTML (or understands it with difficulties, or does not want to write HTML). |
| {{Wiki}} | This user can write in the MediaWiki language. |
 | This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages. |
| ANAL 4 | This user advocates good grammar usage. |
 | This user is lost and does not know where they live. |
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This user is of Irish ancestry.
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This user's watch
always has the correct time.
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 | In Memoriam: 9/11
Lest we forget… |
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This user does not use automated or semi-automated editing tools.
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| EW0 | This user has not experienced any edit wars and does not wish to be involved in any. |
 | This user has been on Wikipedia for 0 days. |
 | This user searches deep for ALL vandalism and reverts it. |
GFDL |
This user would prefer not to use free images if there are better fair use ones available. |
IP address | This user supports mandatory registration. |
 | This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know. |
 | This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues. |
 
  | This user values the quality of Wikipedia articles over the quantity and thus supports the merging of related content and deletion of articles that violate policies and guidelines. |
 | Antimatter31 likes the new beta version of Wikipedia. |
 | This user smiles frequently. |
 | This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes. |
| This user recently discovered how to use userboxes. |
 | This user knows that this userbox is pointless, but what the hell!  |
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Watch it guy, this userbox is gonna overload you and your computer, maybe even Wikipedia.
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| END
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This user is now brain-thrashingly insane because this user has no more userboxes.
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If you want to know anymore about me, then I highly suspect that you are what they call... The Unexpected Intruder. I heard the rumours. Word has it that you hide in innocent peoples closets, behind their curtains and the worse you do is sleep at night under peoples BEDS! You know who you are. Come on! Admit it. Show the world how much of a danger you are and enjoy time in prison. MWAHAHAHA! Trust me. You'll enjoy it better. You'll have your own mobile phone and TV. Better than scrounging on the streets, sharing the comfort the heat gives you from the boiler that unsuspecting families pay the bill for in whatever good looking house you find.
Or if the userboxes are enough for you, don't worry. You're sane. From what I've seen most of us are sane as well. I hope. :P Continue on your quest to find the real meaning of the universe. If this isn't the place to find it, then I guess we'll never know.
