User:Alex30

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

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This user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 speakers and normal computer users.

Rot13

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nws-0

This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.

LE-0

This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

Lipsum

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

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This user would like to be able to speak some more languages.

dlph-0

This user cannot speak, has considerable difficulty speaking, or does not wish to speak dolphin.

ipa-1
ə

This user has a basic understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

cpp-2

This user is an intermediate C++ programmer.

asm-2

This user is an intermediate assembly language programmer.

asm-N

This user is a native assembly language programmer.

BASIC

This user can program in BASIC.

This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages.

they…

This user considers singular they standard, modern, informal English usage, so avoids it on Wikipedia.

... in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.

(s)he

This user supports parallel usage.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

~~you~~ one

This user knows that one should not use "you" in encyclopedia articles or other formal works.

Thou/Ye

This user wants to resurrect the T–V distinction in English.

Latin Plurals: "Data is are..."

This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum".

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

“,;:’

This user is a punctuation stickler.

Wheaties, Cheerios, and Rice Chex

This user prefers the cereal comma.

its
it's

It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

śṣ

This user believes that Indic languages should be properly transliterated.

They Are Coming...

This user never wants to see the image on the left again.

This user is interested in computer engineering.

This user is against DRM.

This user is a hacker, or identifies with and promotes the hacker ethic.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user uses an AMD processor

ATI

This user uses an ATI graphics card in their PC.

This user built their own PC.

No iPod

This user does not use an iPod and does not wish to own one..

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user eats watermelon.

This user loves pasta.

This user eats sushi.

This user loves brownies.

This user is a history buff.

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

Dem

This user is a Democrat.

This user is a child of the Enlightenment.

${\frac {?}{0}}$

This user can divide by zero.

This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.

mth

This user participates in math competitions.

This user prefers the metric system.

c

= 1

This user uses natural units.

1+1=10

This user likes binary.

6×9=42

This user jokes in base 13.

8+8=10

This user likes hexadecimal.

3×4×5=1:00

This user likes sexagesimal.

Pi ≈ 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196 44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091 45648 56692 34603 86104 54326 64821 33936 07260 24914 12737 24587 00660 63155 81748 81520 92096 28292 54091 71536 43678 92590 36001 13305 30548 82046 65213 84146 95194 15116 09...

0.{\bar {9}}

=1

This user knows that 0.9...(repeating) is exactly 1 and can prove it, but wishes that other people could understand it the way he does.

This user knows the Ultimate Answer.

This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where they started.^†

This user is interested in
science.

This user has been tested and is a Certified Nerd.

This user accepts evolution as a biological fact.

This user uses a TI calculator.

This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist.

This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide.
Do you?

This user uses the open source ClamWin, ClamTk or ClamAV virus scanner.

This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.

This user uses their web browser to read their emails.

This user contributes using Firefox.

os

This user uses an operating system.

This user contributes using Windows Vista Home Premium.

This user contributes using GNU/Linux.

This user contributes using Ubuntu.

This user contributes with GNOME.

This user has a dual boot configuration.

PC	This user knows that a personal computer doesn't have to be Windows based. An Apple computer, depending on type, can be considered a PC.

lib

This user is a liberal.

This user believes that capitalism is an inherently unjust system, and that humans can do better.

This user wants to tax the rich to provide health care, education and welfare for everyone._†

$ £
¥ €

This user wants ZERO net carbon emissions from human activity.^†

This user is highly against nazism.

This user thinks nationalism is outdated.

This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*

All this user is saying is give peace a chance.

This User Believes that the USA is indeed a Global Empire.

This user thinks President George W. Bush should have been impeached.

This user knows that there are
654,965 reasons why the
2003 invasion of Iraq was wrong.^†

This user supported Barack Obama for President in 2008 and 2012.

Frasier

This user doesn't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs... they're calling again!

This user is a fan of The Office.

This user is a fan of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

This user is a fan of Law & Order.

L&O

TZ

This user was once trapped in
The Twilight Zone.

This user wants to believe,
but verifiability is policy.

This user is a Doctor Who fan.

STAR TREK

Alex30 is a fan of Star Trek: The Original Series.

TOS

SG

This user activates the Stargate to explore other planets.

NUMB3RS

We all use math every day.

GE

This user watches Good Eats.

H

This user believes that everybody lies.

MONK

This user watches the television show Monk.

MB	This user rejects your reality and substitutes his own!

Scrubs

This user enjoys watching Scrubs.

psych

This user watches a show about a fake psychic, real detective.

V	This user does not wear the bad colour. It attracts them...

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!

Star Trek

This user thinks that Star Trek is better than-ugh- Star Wars

This user is near sighted.

This user is left-handed.

∞

This user is an ageless immortal.

This user doesn't care what your "ancestries" are; this user likes people for what they are and not because of a place of birth!

This user is interested in Buddhism.

This user is an atheist.

User:S.dedalus/Richard Dawkins (God)

This user understands biological evolution.

This user, based on evidence and current consensus, thinks that the Universe began with a bang.