October

A typical sighting during the month of October

October is the month of the year better known for having Halloween at the end of it. As a result, the rest of days from this month are spent preparing for this holiday. Usual activities that are prone to be done on October include:

• Gathering candy that will later be thrown at annoying children
• Search for costumes that are fancy enough to not make you look like a total loser
• Adorn your house with decorations that are spooky enough to scare the children away
• Sell your soul to Satan

Some die-hard Christmas fans that don't like Halloween that much might already start preparing the Christmas Tree and blasting All I Want for Christmas Is You on their speakers- even though it's still autumn. It is morally acceptable -as well as legally allowed- to punch anyone that dares speak of Christmas Day when Halloween hastn't even begun.

See also[edit | edit source]

• Anniversaries on October

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