god made the bacteria that evolved to monkeys that evolved to people. deal with it.
Age 32, Male
earth, united states, NY
Joined on 10/6/09
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Click on something squishy a few times. There's several ways of getting this one...
Paint the loading screen with the ooze of 100 dead slimes.
You inflated a frog so much it blew up. Good thing it wasn't a real frog...
Touch and kill the plumber on level 4
Beat level 12 under 5 seconds
Beat level 24
Kill the plumber before timer runs out on level 23
Beat level 10 without jumping
Kill the plumber 10 times