said no one ever

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said no one ever

1. (Internet slang) Used to imply that the preceding statement is absurd or false.
   • 2014, Philip Bradley, "Equal Rights Could Mean Changes in Your Insurance", Beau Magazine, Winter 2014, page 12:

     Insurance can be quite exciting to talk or read about...SAID NO ONE EVER!

   • 2015, "10 Trends We Hope Do Not Follow Us Into 2015", FACES Magazine, January 2015, page 36 (approx.):

     "Her butt looks so good in those high-waisted shorts" ... said no one ever.

   • 2015 May, Jordan Tishler, “How To Use Tape as an Effect During The Mixing Process”, in Performer Magazine, page 22:

     I work in digital all the time, but “digital makes things sound better,” said no one ever.

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