fivever

• 5ever

Blend of five +‎ forever, as a pun on four. Compare me three.

fivever (not comparable)

1. (humorous, informal, nonstandard) Forever.
   • 2001, Richard Lederer, “Four Cheers Five Victor Borge”, in Annals of Improbable Research, volume 7, number 1, page 24:

     His mother and he lived happily fivever after -- and so on, and so on, and so fifth.

   • 2004 November 16, Lunatic Groove, rec.music.a-cappella‎^[1] (Usenet):

     This is not an introductory promotion, or a temporary discount. This is five tracks, five bucks, ... fivever.

   • 2017, Sara Wolf, Remember Me Forever, page 147:

     Jemma stares at me forever. Fivever.