I'll be dipped in shit

I'll be dipped in shit

1. (vulgar, colloquial) An expression of astonishment or disbelief.
   • 2009, Douglas V. Maurer, South of Paradise, page 27:

     “Oh shit,” Jonah said and grinned. “Your wife saw me? Damn, partner! That's one sharp woman you married. But I'll be dipped in shit if I didn't get lucky that night,” he howled with the passion of his wolf personality, […]

   • 2011, Fern Michaels, Lethal Justice:

     “I'll be dipped in shit! So that's where all this is going. Talk about clever. Good work, Maggie! Really good work!”

   • 2013, Brad Smith, Shoot the Dog:

     When Virgil stopped talking, Buddy shifted in his chair to look at him. “You're working on a fucking movie?” he said incredulously. “You?” “Sort of.” “I'll be dipped in shit.”

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