DangerousPanda

This editor is a volunteer, and is willing to write and maintain encyclopedia articles for free.

This user is one of the 48,261,899 most active English Wikipedians of all time.

This user runs a bot, 7SeriesBOT (contribs). It performs tasks that are extremely tedious to do manually.

This editor is a Senior Editor III and is entitled to display this Rhodium Editor Star.

This user has written or expanded 1 article featured in the Did You Know section on the Main Page.

This user has been on Wikipedia for 18 years, 8 months and 1 day.

This editor is a talkpage stapler

In an emergency, this user may be slapped with a trout.

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This user is a deontologist, although they thought they were studying to be a dentist

This user is really awesome at creating stubs, but not much else.

I'm an awesome Wikipedian!

This user has been identified as an Awesome Wikipedian and was awarded his own day.

This user comes from Canada.

This user comes from Ontario.

This user comes from Ottawa.

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This user is a native speaker of the English language.

CA

This user uses
Canadian English spelling.

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Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.

This user loves deadlines. He loves the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

This user is a professional writer or journalist.

This user says let's just change our clocks by 1/2 hour and forget daylight saving time for good.

Poco

This user's primary e-mail client is Pocomail...why isn't it yours?

Snack!

This user has a large dog that thinks small dogs are tasty snacks

This user has visited 10 of the 10 provinces and 3 territories of Canada.

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This user has visited 28 of the 50 United States.

28

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This user has visited 8 of the 205 countries in the world.

This user might or might not have an academic degree, and considers the distinction irrelevant on Wikipedia.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user would drive a BMW if they could afford one

DGAF

This user does not give a fuck.

8.7

This user has 8.7 centijimbos.

This user is very lazy. Please feel free to do his work for him.

Beware! This user is a known talk page stalker.

"Everybody has something to add to Wikipedia: many just don't know it yet"

"From each according to the rules, to each according to consensus"

My philosophy of Wikipedia

This is a Wikipedia user page.
This is not an encyclopedia article or the talk page for an encyclopedia article. If you find this page on any site other than Wikipedia, you are viewing a mirror site. Be aware that the page may be outdated and that the user whom this page is about may have no personal affiliation with any site other than Wikipedia. The original page is located at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:DangerousPanda.

A link to my toolbox

Talkpage Info

Right now

English Wikipedia right now
Wikipedia is running MediaWiki version 1.44.0-wmf.2 (8fd6c9c).
It has 6,910,292 articles, and 61,836,377 pages in total.
There have been 1,252,563,071 edits.
There are 929,472 uploaded files.
There are 48,261,899 registered users, including 852 administrators.
This information is correct as of 08:22 (UTC) on November 14, 2024. Update

Bot Tasks

I am the owner (thanks to User:Josh Parris's hard programming work) of 7SeriesBOT, a bot that does this

Alternate Account Listing

The following are valid alternate accounts - I am wholly responsible for their edits
User:EatsShootsAndLeaves
User:1SeriesBOT
User:3SeriesBOT
User:5SeriesBOT
User:7SeriesBOT (active)

My toolbox

Key templates

RFPP
AIV
Blocks
7SeriesBot logs
{{subst:UND-response|response=yes}}

My Essays
°On Civility
°Who are all these socks?
°Assume ignorance of the rules
°Sanctions must be S.M.A.R.T.
°Is it Wikihounding, or just Wikipoodling?
°Philosophy of editing and admin
°What BRD does not mean

Yes, I was quoted here

The Civility Enforcement Case

What have I really been up to?

My (humourous) KEYS to Wikipedia

Assume good faith, unless the other person is ~~possibly~~ clearly an idiot	Use common sense, ~~unless~~ especially if you're a bloody anarchist	Create notable articles, but don't ~~randomly~~ mindlessly remove articles

My rules

First rule of Sockpuppet Accusations: Put up or shut up. Either file your case, or STFU	First rule of Edit Warring: Except for clear vandalism, DON'T. No excuses

Q&A

Question	Answer
Who are you?	Well, I don't talk much about myself.
Why do you create certain new pages?	Well, I hate seeing redlinks, and I hate seeing things that should be linked to that are not.
Why so many stubs?	Well, I probably followed a redlink and started an article that someone else knows more about.
Why are you occasionally argumentative?	Well, what do you mean? What makes you think I'm argumentative?!
*Why do you even try* to mediate?**	Well, there is no right way or wrong way, only my way
Why do all your answers start with "well"	Well, it's a deep subject...
*Why do you say you come from Ontario and* Ottawa?** ^{(user submitted)}	Well, there are dozens of towns/cities named "Ottawa" in the world. I also say I'm from Canada and Ontario.
What do your short forms mean in edit summaries?"	Well, most are pretty standard (rv = revert, rm = remove, +cmt = add comment, +rply = add reply). The unique one is +smac which stands for "add smart-assed comment"

Awards, DYK's and FA's

Barnstars (click here for full details)

This editor has been awarded the
Original Barnstar

This editor has been awarded the Guidance Barnstar 4 times

This editor has been awarded the Rosetta Barnstar

This editor has been awarded the Barnstar of Peace

This editor has been awarded the Special Barnstar 2 times

This editor has been awarded the Admin's Barnstar 6 times

This editor has been awarded the Helping Hand Barnstar

This editor has been awarded
The Barnstar of Diplomacy 3 times

This editor has been awarded the Good Humor Barnstar 2 times

This editor has been awarded the Civility Barnstar 3 times

This editor has been awarded the
Anti-Vandalism Barnstar

This editor has been awarded the Resilient Barnstar

This editor has been awarded the Defender of the Wiki Barnstar

This editor has been awarded the
Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar

I suppose I need to create the miniature "Big Smile" one too

DYK's

On July 1, 2009, Did you know? was updated with a fact from the article Buffalo 461, which you created or substantially expanded. If you know of another interesting fact from a recently created article, then please suggest it on the Did you know? talk page.

Other awardings

		The WikiJaguar Award for Excellence
		Thanks for answering the man's query for me. It helped. That Ole' Cheesy Dude (Talk to the hand!) 15:38, 6 June 2011 (UTC)

		A Sticker, take one or two
		Bwilkins, one of these stickers is yours, as a reward for your interesting literary comment at ANI on the prose (poetry?) of a now-blocked editor. Well done. Yours, Drmies (talk) 15:42, 7 June 2011 (UTC) (English teacher)

		The WikiJaguar Award for Excellence
		Awarded to DangerousPanda for pretty much being the best talk page stalker ever :) Cheers, FASTILY ^(TALK) 21:50, 21 October 2011 (UTC)

Special notes left for me

"Wikipedia can be an impersonal enterprise at times, but there is a living being behind every pseudonymous Wikipedian. I do not know whether the passing of a human being whose path once crossed yours in a small way is a matter of concern to you; but in case it is, I am bringing THIS to your attention because you once made her happy, and for that I thank you. You were the first person Teenly met on Wikipedia, in response to her very first edit, and she was especially delighted when you thanked her on a talk page for her contribution. It was very exciting. Fenneck (talk) April 2009"

Articles created or significantly expanded

New Stubs and New Articles used as Redirects

1783 in Spain · 1903 water riots · Ad Dimas · Anita Best · A Very Special Acoustic Christmas · Caledonia Island · Carenage · Carrera Island · Cedula of Population · Claxton Bay · Craig Island · Cronstadt Island · David Penashue · Dildo cactus · Faralon Rock · Gasparillo Island · Goat Island, Trinidad and Tobago · Guaico · Hennepin Technical College · Jeff Johnston Trio · Jennifer Oxley · Lenagan Island · Loudoun County Public Schools(Virginia) · National Institute of Broadcasting · Newfoundland Symphony Orchestra · Ontario Country Performer and Fan Association · Pelican Island (Trinidad and Tobago) · Pipe Organ Cactus · Santa Flora · Saut d'Eau · Schneider Foods · Shanneyganock · Sisters' Rock · Soldado Rock · Songwriters Association of Canada · St. Mary's, Trinidad and Tobago · Talparo · Teschier · The Flummies · The Triumph of Honour · The Triumph of Honor · Tipatchimun · Toronto Business Development Centre · Valencia, Trinidad and Tobago · William Curry · William Curry (oceanographer)

Larger Works either created or expanded upon

1903 water riots · Are We There Yet (TV show) · A Very Special Acoustic Christmas · Buffalo 461(*DYK) · Pocomail · The Irish Descendants · Tony Gabriel · University of Montana School of Journalism

Userboxes created

List of Barnstar userboxes

Poco

This user's primary e-mail client is Pocomail...why isn't it yours?

Snack!

This user has a large dog that thinks small dogs are tasty snacks

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This user is really awesome at creating stubs, but not much else.

This user comes from Ontario.

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This user would drive a BMW if they could afford one

{{User:DangerousPanda/Userboxes/bmw}}

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This user is not ashamed that they drive a Hyundai.

{{User:DangerousPanda/Userboxes/hyundai}}

This user admits that they drive a KIA.

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This user says let's just change our clocks by 1/2 hour and forget daylight saving time for good.

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This user might just be an admin wannabe.

The evolution of the signature

D P	January 2014 - May 2014
the panda ₯’	May 2014 -

This user is a member of the

Association of Wikipedians Who Dislike Making Broad Judgments About the Worthiness of a General Category of Article, and Who Are in Favor of the Deletion of Some Particularly Bad Articles, but That Doesn't Mean They Are Deletionists

Est omnino difficile iudicare inclusionis meritum cuiusdam rei in encyclopædia cum ratio sciendi quid populi referat incerta sit, sed nihilominus aliquid encyclopædiam dedecet

It is generally difficult to judge the worthiness of a particular topic for inclusion in an encyclopedia considering that there is no certain way to know what interests people, but some topics nevertheless are not fit for an encyclopedia.

This motto reflects the desire of these Wikipedians to be reluctant, but not entirely unwilling, to remove articles from Wikipedia.