Speed Zone

An assortment of people gather at a countryside inn in preparation for the infamous "Cannonball Run," an illegal three-day cross-country race from Washington, D.C. to Santa Monica where the winner and five runners-up will receive $1 million. However, the hot-headed Washington Chief of Police, Spiro T. Edsel, along with his long-suffering sidekick Whitman, arrest all of the drivers to prevent the race from happening. As a result, sponsors must find replacement drivers by the next day.

Leo Ross, seeing that his old school rival, Charlie Cronan, has driving skills while working as a parking valet, bullies him into driving his BMW. Ross also persuades Charlie to bring along Tiffany, a dimwitted Marilyn Monroe-esque actress.

Vic DeRubis is a hitman-for-hire sent to kill Alec Stewart, an English deadbeat and compulsive gambler who has squandered money that he borrowed from a loan shark, Big Wally. Alec convinces Vic to ride with him, hoping to win the Cannonball Run and pay off Big Wally. They team up in a Jaguar XJS.

Lea Roberts and Margaret take over a Ferrari Daytona Spyder by trapping Ferrari representative Gus Gold in the car, stunt-driving it, and refusing to let him out until he agrees to let them drive it in the race. MIT graduates into electronics and gadgets, they are tempted by the prize money and the challenge.

When the driver of the Lamborghini is arrested, a skittish Italian mechanic, Valentino Rosatti, is forced to drive it, but Flash, a former policeman who wants the money for his own reasons, takes the wheel.

Nelson and Randolph Van Sloan, two millionaires and the only drivers not arrested in the police sweep, enter in a Bentley Corniche convertible. They spend most of their time trying to secretly catch a flight to Los Angeles in order to win by cheating. However, the plane is hijacked during take off and the hijacker is subdued by the pilots, resulting in the plane overshooting the runway and going on to the highway.

Following the race are a pair of television reporters, Heather Scott and Jack O'Neill, who get so caught up in the action that they decide to race their Ford news van.

In hot pursuit is Edsel, who grows increasingly insane in his unsuccessful efforts to stop the racers. Edsel and his men manage to arrest Vic and Alec, who quickly escape and steal the police car. Edsel and Whitman chase after them in their Jaguar.

At the race conclusion, Edsel and Whitman themselves win the Cannonball Run by driving the Jaguar across the finish line at Santa Monica Pier first--saving Alec, because as he points out to Vic; the winner is the car, not the driver--followed by Vic and Alec in their stolen police car. Charlie and Tiffany driving the BMW finish third, Lee and Margaret fourth, Heather and Jack fifth, Flash and Valentino sixth, with the Van Sloan brothers coming in last while riding on roller skis.

The ending credits features the cast playfully driving bumper cars.

• Melody Anderson as Lea Roberts
• Harvey Atkin as Gus Gold
• Shari Belafonte as Margaret
• Peter Boyle as Metro Police Chief Spiro T. Edsel
• John Candy as Charlie Cronan
• Louis Del Grande as Mr. Benson
• Donna Dixon as Tiffany
• Jamie Farr as The Sheik
• Joe Flaherty as Vic DeRubis
• Matt Frewer as Alec Stewart
• Brian George as Valentino Rosatti
• Art Hindle as "Flash"
• Mimi Kuzyk as Heather Scott
• Don Lake as Whitman
• Eugene Levy as Leo Ross
• Carl Lewis as Jogger / Himself
• Tim Matheson as Jack O'Neill
• Alyssa Milano as Lurleen
• Richard Petty (uncredited) as himself
• Brooke Shields as Stewardess / Herself
• Dick Smothers as Nelson Van Sloan
• Tom Smothers as Randolph Van Sloan
• Michael Spinks as Bachelor / Himself

Jamie Farr cameos as "Sheik Abdul Ben Falafel", who says in an interview that he is retiring from racing. Farr and his character are the only actor and character from The Cannonball Run & Cannonball Run II franchise to appear in the movie.

John Schneider makes a cameo as Cannonballer #1, the driver of the Lamborghini Countach in the opening scene while being chased by an assortment of police cars, and is seen wearing an orange racing suit with a Confederate flag on it, a nod to The Dukes of Hazzard character Schneider played.

Lee Van Cleef, in one of his final appearances, is in the same scene playing an old man teaching his grandson how to skip stones on a pond as the Lamborghini drives past.

The film received negative reviews from critics and was nominated for three Golden Raspberry Awards including Worst Picture and Worst Director, with Brooke Shields winning Worst Supporting Actress. The very brief cameo by Shields has her playing herself, saying that she hopes not to end up "doing bit parts in movies". Chicago film critic Roger Ebert gave the film zero stars in his review for the Chicago Sun-Times:

Read my lips. Cars are not funny. Speeding cars are not funny. It is not funny when a car spins around and speeds in the other direction. It is not funny when a car flies through the air. It is not funny when a truck crashes into a car. It is not funny when cops chase speeding cars. It is not funny when cars crash through roadblocks. None of those things are funny. They have never been funny.^[3]

Ebert's colleague Gene Siskel also gave a harsh review to this film--he said "it is an atrocious excuse for entertainment. If I have a pet peeve about movies is that they are so venal that don't even try to be good. That's Speed Zone".

Audiences polled by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "D+" on an A+ to F scale.^[4]

Speed Zone holds a 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes based on five reviews.^[5]

The film was released in North America on VHS in 1990 by Media Home Entertainment.^[6] It was also issued on laserdisc by Image Entertainment (#ID7192ME) for American and Canadian markets in 1990. In Japan, the film was released on laserdisc by Towa-Pioneer and packaged as The Cannonball Run III: Speed Zone. The Japanese disc release did not feature an on-screen title card "The Cannonball Run III", but carried the same "Speed Zone" title card as found in the North American release.

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• Speed Zone at the AFI Catalog of Feature Films