Mad TV season 12

Jeff Probst (McDonald) rings in the new season with Survivor: Cook Islands where team members of different races square off, but only the white team succeeds; a two-part parody of High School Musical has high-schoolers (Caeti, Flanagan, Johnson, Lee, Parker, Peele) sing about their sordid secrets; Coach Hines (Key) accuses innocent team players (Caeti, Lee) of using steroids and ignores an obvious user; the first installment of Weekly Kid News with Toby talks about Mel Gibson's drug abuse and politically incorrect remarks about Jewish people; obsessive fan Larry Felmore (McDonald) defends his favorite celebrities when he overhears people making jokes about them; Kim Jong Il (Lee) sings a parody of Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy" about public figures more insane than he is; Ike Barinholtz throws a birthday party for Bobby Lee; Eugene Struthers (Key) interviews The Rock and Xzibit; Kevin Federline (Barinholtz) performs his rap debut.

A parody of The Hills; a claymation episode of Real Police Videos shows a driver with an inordinate amount of illegal immigrants stuffed in his car; Maury Povich (McDonald) and Connie Chung (Lee) star in their own reality show; Ellen DeGeneres (Parker) becomes the new spokeswoman for adopting Iraqi children; Jordan Peele's romantic R&B song is really about playing video games; animated piece in which Suri Cruise pleas for help escaping from her father Tom; Larry King makes crude comments about Lost; on 24 with Bobby Lee, Howie Mandel teaches Lee how to be a better comedian; an ugly girl (Flanagan) with magic powers makes everyone (Johnson, Myrin) beautiful, but can't do the same to herself; The Weekly News With Toby touches on steroid abuse in baseball; Arden Myrin interviews celebrities at the nip/tuck premiere party.

John Cena shows deleted scenes from The Marine with Bobby Lee as his love interest; Dane Cook (Barinholtz) performs rambling stand-up; superstitious knights Ty Gray (Peele) and Gray Hall (Key) are contestants on Deal or No Deal; a parody of The Dixie Chicks' "Not Ready To Make Nice" video has Natalie Maines (Flanagan) lobotomized for her anti-American views; Tyler Perry (Key), Eddie Murphy (Johnson), and Martin Lawrence (Peele) star in a new movie featuring black men in drag; Bobby Lee appears in a Korean soap opera; a strange waiter from Samoa (McDonald) disgusts a patron (Parker) with his ability to clean anything with his mouth; Weekly News with Toby focuses on The Pope's controversial statements about Muslims; a group of guys pick the wrong night to go to Hooters; Nicole Parker auditions for Martin Short, and ends up getting sexually harassed by him.

Stop-motion animated commercial for a terrorist Barbie doll; a parody of Project Runway; the hosts of Inside Looking Out (Parker, Peele) reminisce about their first meeting; a yoga teacher (Lee) is unable to film his routine at the beach thanks to an inconsiderate beach bum (Barinholtz); Billy (Lee) learns about the dangers of Internet sexual predators on this installment of Sesame Street; former presidential nominee John Kerry (McDonald) tries to clear the air about his "botched joke"; Nelly Furtado gets hounded by Eugene (Key); Weekly News with Toby; Condoleezza Rice (Johnson) stars in a blaxploitation film.

A parody of Intervention has Bobby Lee coming to terms with his exhibitionism; Cartoon Network presents rejected cartoon pilots; a manager (McDonald) must deal with an insane prospective employee (Johnson) who threatens to play the race card if she's not hired; a music video parody of "Promiscuous" shows the price people pay for not practicing safe sex; Bobby Lee performs various martial arts moves; an infomercial salesman (Barinholtz) pitches a violent way for blue-collar workers to own real estate; we go behind the scenes of Family Guy where show creator, Seth MacFarlane shows what his series would have been like in live-action and with miscast voice actors (Barinholtz, Johnson, Key, Parker); Arnold Schwarzenegger (Barinholtz) causes trouble when he guest directs the show; Eugene Strothers (Key) interviews Eva Longoria; while promoting Levitrol, a man (Key) recollects having a traumatic confrontation with his doctor; Fox's teaser trailer for a new mystery series; animated short in which a preacher denounces gay marriage and homosexuality, until he falls for a man.

Britney Spears (Parker) and Kevin Federline (Barinholtz) film themselves cooking Thanksgiving dinner; a rude driver (McDonald) mocks homeless people; Al Roker (Peele), Jennifer Love Hewitt (Myrin), and Kim Jong Il (Lee) host Mad TV's Thanksgiving Day Parade; obsessive fan Larry Felmore (McDonald) continues to defend his favorite celebrities; a single mother (Parker) wishes for the days before she had a child in a commercial for the morning-after pill; Aaron Sorkin introduces an X-rated version of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip featuring behind-the-scenes drama during a porno shoot; on 24 with Bobby Lee, Lee receives a check-up for SARS; on the first episode of Celebrity Pets, Mariah Carey's dog (voice of Jordan Peele) loves the good life with her, but hates her multi-octave singing voice; Eugene Strothers (Key) goes to a Deck the Halls junket; Rock 'N' Roll star Dax Strutter (Caeti) performs while making sexual moves on a pregnant woman (Parker) in front of her husband (Barinholtz).

Crista Flanagan is traumatized and bloody over buying a PlayStation 3; Infamous is remade several times; Coach Hines (Key) gets a surprise homecoming visit from a former high school football player (Peele); a brutal heat wave plagues the players and announcers at a PGA tournament; Tom Cruise's cat (voice of Crista Flanagan) discusses life with her celebrity owner on this installment of Celebrity Pets; Julie Andrews (Parker) shows three alternate endings for The Sound of Music; while discussing his book If I Did It with Judith Regan (Parker), OJ Simpson (Peele) is greeted by various passers-by who call him out on being an acquitted murderer; Bobby Lee's Korean soap opera character confronts his rival and reunites with his lost love; Weekly News with Toby touches on Hollywood divorces; Arden Myrin interviews celebrities at the premiere for Happy Feet.

Snoop Dogg (Key) clears the air about his recent troubles with the law, then frames Jordan Peele for his crimes; three Muslim extremists (Barinholtz, Caeti, Key) fail in their plans to protest against America; a man's (McDonald) robot hands cause trouble in the office; a music video parody of "SexyBack" centered on Sylvester Stallone's comeback in the new Rocky movie; on Celebrity Pets, Vince Vaughn's dog (voice of Keegan-Michael Key) reveals how Vaughn uses him to pick up women; Mel Gibson (McDonald) reveals revamped scenes for Apocalypto and thinly-veiled apologies for his anti-Semitic remarks; a parody for Domino's Pizza Fudge 'Ems features a disgusted pizza boy (Barinholtz) and a living turd visiting families; North Korea hires a loose-cannon scientist (Lee) to test missiles; Arden Myrin and Crista Flanagan interview celebrities at the Billboard Awards; Weekly News with Toby centers on Michael Richards' racially-charged Laugh Factory rant and the aftermath; a newlywed couple (McDonald, Parker) struggle to tell the story of how they met; an animated piece featuring Kid Rock (voice of Ike Barinholtz) and Pamela Anderson's (voice of Crista Flanagan) wedding and divorce on the cover of a tabloid; a parody of Flavor of Love has Flava Flav and various animals as his potential girlfriends.

Mad TV cast members have a disastrous Secret Santa party; commercial parody for Tickle Me Elmo doll that's suicidal and "emo"; Christmas partygoers (Barinholtz, Caeti, Flanagan, Lee, McDonald, Myrin, Parker) scare off an escaped convict (Key) by having an orgy; animated short in which Santa is blackmailed into destroying George W. Bush's enemies; two Thais review movies in a low-rent show called The Korean Movie Review Show; a gory holiday party turns into the newest installment of Saw; Maury Povich (McDonald) and Connie Chung (Lee) welcome The View's Joy Behar (Parker) and the pig from Charlotte's Web; Tori McLachlan (Parker) sings a depressing Christmas song; animated short in which Al Gore (McDonald) warns Frosty the Snowman that he will not survive global warming; Jeff Probst plugs his new CD of Christmas songs.

Bobby Lee and Crista Flanagan struggle through their fast; a parody of My Chemical Romance's "Welcome to the Black Parade" video about Michael Richards' (McDonald) racist outbursts and the Internet being a new source of entertainment; The Game (Peele) promotes Post-It notes; The History Channel premieres its own sitcom about a king (McDonald) sent to the future and trying to adjust to modern life; a parody trailer for Dreamgirls mocks the film for being a formulaic clone of musical biopics and VH-1 documentaries; the newest Grand Theft Auto is staged in Kansas; Stuart Larkin (McDonald) wins a free shopping spree at a candy store; Arden Myrin uses her interviewing assignment on the Los Angeles Kings to find a boyfriend; folk singer Cat Stevens (Peele) hawks a new album featuring pro-terrorism songs; Jovan Muskatelle (Key) frantically reviews the most controversial events of 2006; a business meeting about a new product devolves into a conversation about whether or not gorillas are capable of learning martial arts.

Steve Jobs's (McDonald) new iPhone gives him godlike powers; on today's episode of Sesame Street, Big Bird (Peele) suffers from radiation poisoning thanks to Elmo's dirty bomb; Tiger Woods (Peele) showboats while competing in a golf tournament; two women (Flanagan, Myrin) cannot stop laughing at an office joke about being "coffee twins"; TiVo playlists of Tommy Lee, Tom Cruise, and George W. Bush; Carmen Electra is a special guest on The Korean Movie Review Show; on today's episode of the Discovery Kids Channel's Who'da Thunk?, Merlin Pebsworth (Caeti) explores the Internet and what happens when sexual predators like him are lured into a Dateline NBC sting; Lionel Richie (Key), Jeff Foxworthy (McDonald), and Jessica Simpson (Parker) are the guests of honor at a bat mitzvah; a parody of Medium where Bae Sung helps Alison DuBois speak to the dead; Weekly News with Toby centers on the feud between Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell; a black man (Johnson) pesters a white girl (Myrin) for her phone number at a fast food restaurant; a would-be suicide bomber's (Barinholtz) video will includes rants about overrated pop culture figures.

The MADtv cast and Shawne Merriman have their own Super Bowl game; a Scottish warlord (Peele) can't convince his men that he was raped by the British; the Superstitious Knights (Key, Peele) perform victory dances to help the Chicago Bears win the Super Bowl; Mofaz the Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man (McDonald) and Condoleezza Rice (Johnson) grouse about America's obsession with national security; Paula Abdul (Parker) dispels rumors of substance abuse; on 24 with Bobby Lee, Mary Lynn Rajskub freaks out after mistaking Lee for Masi Oka; Jeanne Bice (Parker) gives her nephew Adam (Barinholtz) outfit tips for the Super Bowl; a cheating couple (Caeti, Myrin) make out in a Toyota Yaris while showing off its new features.

After The Montel Williams Show, Montel (Peele) suddenly starts rapping while walking to his dressing room; unaired openings of Law & Order features awkward discoveries of dead bodies and Kate Walsh hosting a disastrous kid's birthday treasure hunt in a messy backyard; the LAPD (Barinholtz) now sells piñatas shaped like minority suspects; Barack Obama (Key) overshadows a speech by Hillary Clinton (Parker); a couple (Parker, McDonald) gets splattered with bird droppings during a wedding proposal at an aviary; the Blind Kung-Fu Master (Lee) is sent to space to stop an alien princess (Flanagan) from ruling the universe; Bobby Lee asks Arden Myrin to be his wingman; Celebrity Pets focuses on Dick Cheney's disturbed dog; Wendy Walker (Flanagan) fails to make a Valentine's Day-themed dish on Three Minute Meals.

A parody of "The Sweet Escape" has Gwen Stefani (Parker) in love with East Asians and all they've contributed to society; the doctors from Grey's Anatomy summon Dr. Gregory House (McDonald) to cure a woman who's foaming at the mouth; Flavor Flav (Peele) recounts skewed versions of famous moments in African-American history, much to Sidney Poitier's (Key) chagrin; another episode of the Korean soap opera Attitudes and Feelings Both Desirable and Sometimes Secretive; Ellen DeGeneres (Parker) interviews Salma Hayek (Donovan); animated piece where Cupid's attempt to make a love connection turns deadly when he uses hollow-point arrows; Ike Barinholtz's visit with Bobby Lee's parents turns nightmarish when the family creeps him out.

Featuring: Lisa Donovan

Absent: Frank Caeti

Forest Whitaker (Peele) raps about his many film roles and how he deserves an Oscar; a parody of Freedom Writers; obsessive fan Larry Felmore (McDonald) defends celebrities at a video rental store; a variety of award-winning actors and actresses interview each other on Oprah's Oscar Nomination Special; Danny Bonaduce hosts a special Oscar edition of The Lillian Verner Game Show; Ike Barinholtz and Bobby Lee screen their Oscar-nominated movie; the Disney Girl (Parker) sings about her audition for a porno film; a trailer for a new animated film about penguins attacking polar bears.

Featuring: Lisa Donovan

Kevin Federline (Barinholtz) shows off new Amway products while Britney Spears (Parker) is restrained Hannibal Lecter-style; a country singer (Peele) performs a song about Yao Ming (Lee); Steve Jobs' (McDonald) sales pitch for the iRack mirrors America's disastrous occupation of the similarly-named country; Heidi Klum (Flanagan) is miscast as a silent secret agent; Rob Corddry plays an employee who tells a fellow co-worker (Barinholtz) about his recent tryst with another co-worker (Peele); an ocean institute doctor (McDonald) freaks out when one of his sharks goes on a rampage on a Discovery Kids Shark Week show; psycho Catholic school coach Hines (Key) works at an ice cream parlor for an after school job; On Celebrity Pets, Lindsay Lohan's dog Chloe (voice of Crista Flanagan) misses her master; blaxploitation parody in which Condoleezza Rice (Johnson) investigates why black people are being irradiated; a commercial for Glad bags portrays the announcer wishing for a small device; a simple argument between a grandmother (Flanagan) and her granddaughter (Myrin) erupts into a brawl; an elderly woman (Johnson) annoys a video rental outlet employee (Key).

Absent: Frank Caeti, Lisa Donovan

Rachael Ray (Parker) gets drunk during her restaurant outings; a soon-to-be-executed freedom fighter (Peele) is revealed to have been a willing victim of a gang rape by British soldiers; a girls' soccer coach (McDonald) must award everyone on his losing soccer team in the name of all-inclusiveness; another installment of Attitudes and Feelings Both Desirable and Sometimes Secretive; Darrell (Johnson) bothers another white girl (Flanagan) at a movie theater for her phone number; a newly married couple (McDonald, Parker) share bizarre stories with other married couples about how they met; the Jazzed for Crafts salesladies (Flanagan, Myrin) sell DVDs which catch the attention of a possible suitor (Caeti).

Absent: Lisa Donovan

The Mayor of Cancún (Key) speaks out against drunk American college kids ruining his city during spring break; Krump Dancers Noodles (Peele) and Nippy (Flanagan) teach spring break revelers about the dangers of STDs; the Knobs (Barinholtz, Lee) imagine meeting their better halves (Flanagan, Myrin); celebrities discuss their experiences smoking marijuana on VH-1's Best Weed Ever; skanky New Jersey teenagers (Johnson, Myrin, Parker) gab about their sex lives; Paris Hilton's pet kinkajou (voice of Keegan-Michael Key) replaces her chihuahua on this week's installment of Celebrity Pets; Tom Bergeron hosts a special spring-break edition of the Lillian Verner Game Show; Tyra Banks (Johnson) exposes prejudice towards Jews by disguising herself as one for the day; a dirty South rapper's (Peele) love life falls apart when he does not thank Jesus (McDonald) during an acceptance speech; a white girl (Myrin) meets her Korean (Lee) date's adoptive parents (Flanagan, Caeti).

Absent: Lisa Donovan

Dr. Phil (McDonald) uses HDTV to expose the lies his guests (Barinholtz, Myrin) tell until it backfires when Oprah (Johnson) comes on the show; a commercial parody for a new fruit drink contains innuendo about date rape in college; when the LaMontroses (Parker, Peele) attend a therapy session, the therapist exposes their hidden racist attitudes; on 24 with Bobby Lee, the host spends the day with Jamie Kennedy; obsessive fan Larry Felmore (McDonald) defends his favorite sitcoms during a TV writing class; on Deal or No Deal, a man (Barinholtz) gets lambasted by his wife (Flanagan) for not taking the deal; on this week's Celebrity Pets, David Blaine's pitbull Houdini (voice of Keegan-Michael Key) reveals the magician's secrets; elderly womanizer Isador Kruskel (McDonald) from The 7am Condo Report tries speed dating; the Coffee Twins (Flanagan, Myrin) continue to laugh at their own lame jokes at the office.

Absent: Frank Caeti, Lisa Donovan

Nicole Parker objects to Crista Flanagan, Lisa Donovan, Arden Myrin, and Nicole Randall Johnson acting out sexual fantasies for ratings; parody of Heroes trashes the show for being cliched and overrated; a family (Barinholtz, Donovan, McDonald) stages an intervention to stop their cousin (Caeti) from speaking in a stereotypically Italian voice, only to learn that his real voice is worse; while promoting his new album Reborn, Seal (Peele) is constantly interrupted by his shrill-voiced wife Heidi Klum (Flanagan); a hungover co-worker (Parker) running late for work delivers a poorly-produced PowerPoint presentation; three alternate endings of Gone with the Wind; Eugene Struthers (Key) delivers flowers to Leah Remini; E.R. and Famous has C-list celebs as paramedics; Celebrity Pets features a former rescue dog who's been adopted by American Pie trainwreck Tara Reid; after an officer (Key) pulls over a speeder (Myrin) searching for her missing son, he starts hitting on her.

Featuring: Lisa Donovan

Jorge (Key) is offended over Crista Flanagan, Jordan Peele, and Arden Myrin celebrating Cinco de Mayo the American way; the new season of Survivor has Christians, Jews, Muslims, and Tom Cruise's (Flanagan) team of Scientologists pitted against each other; a parody of Scrubs mocks the show's wild shifts between wacky farce and sappy medical drama; in a commercial for a new period-control pill, a husband (Caeti) wants to make love to his wife (Flanagan) more often; Larry King reviews House; Tito Ortiz appears in a commercial promoting a new deodorant with Bobby Lee and Jordan Peele; a Hillary Clinton supporter (Donovan) and a Barack Obama supporter (Peele) argue over who's the better 2008 candidate; Tank (Lee) faces competition from Carl Edwards while trying to pick up girls; video footage of Britney Spears (Parker) and Kevin Federline (Barinholtz) at their divorce settlement meeting; VH1 Best Mom Ever features celebrities looking back on how their mothers treated them; on another installment of Who'da Thunk?, Melvin Pebsworth (Caeti) teaches kids about good and bad mushrooms; Nicole Parker introduces sleazy female rapper Sissy Felony Jackson (Randall Johnson).

Featuring: Lisa Donovan

The Blind Kung Fu Master (Lee) tries to save a princess (Myrin) from an evil sorcerer (Key); King Henry (McDonald) finds work as a fast-food employee on The King Henry Show; Coach Hines (Key) threatens prom attendees and gets drunk; Fred Willard plays a sarcastic preacher who hosts a roast for Jesus Christ; Tori McLachlan (Parker) sings a depressing song about life after high school; a parody of I Shouldn't Be Alive features different re-enactments of the same story; Astroman (Barinholtz) confronts his rival Killbrain the Fury (Peele); on the final installment of Celebrity Pets, Kim Jong-Il's dog dispels rumors about the dictator; the Jazzed for Crafts girls (Flanagan, Myrin) meet cute with a rental store employee (Peele).

Absent: Lisa Donovan