Joakim Noah

Joakim Simon Noah (born 25 February 1985) is a professional basketball player.

• I don't know about this place, man. I just stayed in my hotel room, man. Every time I look out my window, it's pretty depressing out here, man. It's bad, it's bad. No. No going out in Cleveland, man. It's all factories.
  • About the City of Cleveland, interview (2010), TNT

• Not at all. You like it? Do you think Cleveland's cool? I mean, I've never heard anybody say 'I'm going to Cleveland on vacation.' What's so good about Cleveland?
  • About the City of Cleveland, press conference (2010), NBA

• Uh? They don't like me over here, either.
  • As quoted in press conference (2010), NBA

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