Thought I'd better give myself a title in keeping with what I'm best known for on Newgrounds.
In fact, it's all I'm known for. I couldn't bring myself to finish my artwork under the fear that I'd do more harm than good if I continued it. It's progressed quite a bit since I last put an image here, but I doubt I'll be placing another.

If anyone has an objection, let me know, and I may consider it.

So, now on to what I am.
I am Crystalwolf.
I leave that review that you took the time to read.
I rate twice. First upon what I know after watching your flash, and then again after checking your flash archives. What I find there, and the levels of improvement, progress, etc, effect how I rate.

If you would define this rating as dishonest, I will define yours as heartbreaking. When someone gets somewhere, you aughta let them hear it. Do this, and expect to see improvement. Crush them, and expect to see a flatline. Quite simply, it's your call.

My code of -7 ratings:
If thou dost give a number beneath a 7, double check what you've dug up first.
If thou dost still give a number less than 7, tell the artist why. Use EVERY character you can.
Don't cut the authors balls off unless that was the only thing in the submission.
Dick jokes, are Over-Rated.
Dick jokes make bad flash videos.

Thou shall rate upon the effort you see put into the creation of a flash video.
Thou shall consider that not everybody has a team of 7 people handling a series.

End code.

My Code of 0's as ratings:
Thou must be entirely repulsed by what you have seen. If you're not throwing up, give it a 1.
Thou must facepalm with the force of a Falcon Punch. If it doesn't echo down the hallway, it's a 1.
Thou must not respect chat bubbles with colorful text, if audio fails to present itself.

And to clarify, yes. I've given 0's before. It's rare, but it happens. Believe that.
My reviews, are an art unto themself. I will not say anything that I do not truly believe.