I'm sonic shorts, ha ha

can't wait to hack into shadow's account and make a post about how sonic be better than him lol

epic animating and voice acting lmaooooo

this happened to me once

When Black Doom made that hand gesture, I expected this to go in a completely different direction.

The obvious punchline works fine, but imagine shadow and the BD getting in a heated argument over it. I can't get the idea out of my head.

S: I took care of Sonic.
BD: Excellent ShadOW my god, is that cu--did you ha--I wanted you to KILL him, not... THAT!
S: Eh? What was that jerk off gesture all about then?
BD: It's NOT a jer--(breathes) it means, like, get rid of him, bring down the hammer.
S: Well how was I supposed to know? Your instructions weren't very clear.
BD: In WHAT UNIVERSE would you think I wanted you to fuck Sonic? What kind of sick business do you think I'm running here?
S: Well you ARE like, the devil, aren't you? Besides with all the art I've seen on the interne-
BD: SHUT, your mouth. Also, you're thinking of the SnapCube dub. Not canon.
S: (I mean neither is any of this.)
BD: What?
S: What?
BD: ...you know what, here, your password. Take it and just... get out of my sight.
S: Thanks, if you need me to get anyone else off, y-
BD: LEAVE
S: Hmpf, Omega, count how many sand is here.
O: 1...2...3...4...
BD: Oh, fuck you!